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Al-Quran adalah hidayah, rahmat, syifa, nur, furqan dan pemberi penjelasan bagi manusia.. Segala isi kandungan al-Quran itu benar. Al-Quran juga dikenali sebagai Al-Nur bererti cahaya yang menerangi, al-Furqan bererti yang dapat membezakan di antara yang hak dan batil dan al-Zikr pula bermaksud yang memberi peringatan.

Dari Abu Hurairah r.a katanya Nabi s.a.w bersabda:
”Apabila dikumandangkan azan untuk solat, syaitan lari terkentut-kentut sehingga tidak terdengar olehnya azan. Apabila muazzin berhenti, ia pun kembali. Begitu pula apabila qamat dibacakan, dia pun lari. Dan apabila iqamat telah selesai, dia datang kembali. Dia sentiasa menggoda orang yang sedang solat, dengan berkata kepadanya:”Ingatlah apa yang belum kamu ingat!” Sehingga akhirnya orang itu tidak tahu lagi berapa rakaat dia telah solat.”

Allah dalam Al Quran

"Tidakkah kamu (manusia) melihat bagaimana Allah menghapuskan kaum terdahulu sebelum kamu, sedangkan mereka (kaum terdahulu) dari tamadun yang hebat, membina bangunan dari tembok-tembok kukuh..."

"Apabila manusia terlalu banyak melakukan kerosakan dimuka bumi ini, Allah akan perintahkan bumi bergoncang, gunung memuntahkan isinya, langit menurunkan hujan, sehingga mereka (manusia) menjadi hancur-sehancurnya... Dan Allah akan menggantikan mereka dengan umat yang baru..."

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Matematik

Sesuai dengan tajuk blog ni caca merba, isinya pun caca merba.... Saya dapat ni dari sebuah Yahoo Group...

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance

Smart man + dumb woman = affair

Dumb man + smart woman = marriage

Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC

Smart boss + smart employee = profit

Smart boss + dumb employee = production

Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion

Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T ECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW CAN HANDLE IT.




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